Cap'n Crook

After hearing from a local bar maid that Cap'n Crook (before he was known as such) was
a master with the sword, the captain of a British convoy passing through the Caribbean
Isles shanghaied him into service. However, while passing through the Bermuda Triangle,
the crew all stayed in their cabins, superstitious of the eerie happenings that occur
within the triangle. Using the opportunity to get away, Cap'n Crook swiftly jumped
overboard and swam away as quickly as he could, using his beard as a life raft. After
four days of floating on the open sea, he was picked up by a band of Singaporean pirates
who mistook him for a narwhal. After convincing the ship's captain that he had 20/20
vision despite having two glass eyes, he was made both first mate and head navigator of
the vessel. However, after accidentally insulting the size of the captain's eyebrows
because of his poor Singaporean, Cap'n Crook was forced into a duel with the captain
that ended up in Crook being the new commander of the vessel. Since that time, he has
spent his days and nights roaming the high seas, plundering as much booty as he can from
any ship he comes across, no matter what country's flag they sail under.

Captain Toss

Captain Toss ran away from home at the age of 15, when her father decided she should
marry a mean, old man. To escape this fate, Captain Toss joined the circus where she
became an excellent juggler. The other performers called to her, “Toss a ball”,
earning her the name “Toss”. When she was 16, she learned that the circus would be
visiting her hometown. Afraid her father would recognize her, she deserted the circus
and decided to stow away on a pirate ship. Unfortunately, she was caught, and the
pirates on board wanted her to walk the plank. Luckily, Captain Toss had thought to
bring her juggling balls along, and she amazed the pirates with her well-developed
skills. The pirates decided to keep her onboard for entertainment and she soon became
a valued member of the crew.







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